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"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

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From:

Chiku

"SUFI BANASPATI " Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka. Beti ko Cooking ka Shoq hua, Mama le Aai "SUFI" Sufi pe Aitmaad jo Tha, Subah Uthi to na Beti thi na SUFI After 3 Years Wapas Aai to sath HABIB Or SULTAN Bhi Thy! "Hai na SUFI ka Kamal".

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From:

Mona

* Naya Funda * Ab Har Bachha Bindass Ho K Keh Sakta Hai: Meine Mummy Papa ke Saath "BLUE" Film Daikhi. And One More, Aaja BLUE FILM Dekhne Chalte Hain. :-)

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From:

Mona

1 Aadmi Ne Raat ko Ghar Jaty Huye Ek Boht Khubsort Jawan Larki ko Lift Di. Achank Rasty main Boht Taiz Toofani Barish Shuro ho Gai Or Un Dono ko Ek Hotel main Room Lena Parra, Ittafaq Se Room Bhi Sirf Ek He Khali Tha, Dono So Gaye or Subah Uth Kar Apny Apny Ghar Chlay Gaye. MORAL: Mery sms Gandy Nahi Hoty.

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From:

Mona

1 Cheez hai Naram C Gol C Jiske Aas Paas Baal Hoty Hain. Andar wali Jagah Geeli Hoti Hai. Is Main se Pani Bhi Nikalta Hai. Is Main Achanak Kuch chala jaye to Bohat Dard hota hai. Aaram Aaram se Maslo to Bohat Maza Aata Hai. Aapka Zehen Pata Nahi Kahan Chala Gaya hoga. Main * AANHK * Ki Baat Kar Raha Hon. :-)

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From:

Mona

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se kehta he Me Aapko kesa lgta hon. Miss: So Sweet. Bacha:To phr me apne ammi abbu ko ap k ghar kab bhejn. Miss: Wo q? . Bacha: Take wo hamari bat aage chlaaen. Miss: Ye kya bakwas hy. . Bacha: . . . . . . Tution parhne k lye. Miss ap b na Qasam se Cable Dekh dekh k Kharab ho gai hain.

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From:

Mona

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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From:

Chiku

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...











School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

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From:

Chiku

3 log they Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae Aur Bedroom se use utha k le gaye. Kisi ne meri ek na suni. Jate hove keh gae. "Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana."

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From:

Mona

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room & Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams.& Professor Says: NOW OPEN UR Books & Study. .

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From:

MANN

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Double Meaning SMS Random   Shayari
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

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From:

Chiku

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai, Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai, Aakhir Ye Kab hoga? 1. Time Change 2. Weather Change. :-)

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From:

Mona

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend, Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet, Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao, MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

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From:

Mona

is larki ko lift de Wo nakab me b bohat pyari Lag rahi thi Us ke nasheli aankhein Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal Jab wo boli to pata chla k HIJRA hy.

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From:

Mona

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

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From:

Chiku

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo

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From:

Chiku

Meri taref se apko 1 �PuPPI� Aapki saheli ko 1 �PAPPI�
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 �PuPPI� Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere �DOggy� ne 10 �PuPPI� ko janam de hai!

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From:

Chiku

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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From:

Chiku

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

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From:

Chiku

Boys Say ''It's Great'', Boys Say ''It's Fine'', But Nine Months Later They Say ''It's Not Mine''

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From:

Mona

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